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Post by Nero on Apr 13, 2016 9:57:16 GMT
"Umu! It is time for lunch!" Nero said happily, strolling her way into the mess hall. The variety of foods offered was always so intriguing, and delicious too! Much different that what she was used to back in Rome. Even so, it would be nice if she could find a meal companion for today. Maybe Astolfo or King Atlas were around? Maybe the fox lady or the little lizard girl who both seemed oddly familiar but she couldn't remember their names right now. There was also than tanned-skin man with the white hair, but she didn't really like him very much for some reason. It was true she had not met very many fellow Servants here yet, especially considering how many of them were around.
Alas, the room was not very lively at this hour. Picking up a large hamburger from the grilling station, the flamboyantly red Saber looked around at the handful of other occupants, deciding who she wanted to bother introduce herself to. Now who in the room was the most beautiful...?
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Post by Vlad the Impaler on Apr 13, 2016 14:22:18 GMT
This entire endeavour was a nuisance.
Vlad, during his life, had had a fondness for more elite food - Rich wines, nice gamey meat, something wherein you could taste the intrinsic worth of the food. Maybe it was because that was what he had been served whilst growing up in Turkey, as they had been trying to distract him from the fact that he was a prisoner as if gilding the bars would make it any less a cage, or maybe it was simply something to do with his breeding. But as a servant, he was unable to enjoy those things.
This wasn't to say he was never able to enjoy these things; during the Great Holy Grail War, he had dined like a king at Darnic's expense and had been grateful for it. Had the bastard not ultimately betrayed him, Vlad might still feel indebted to him. No, it was another constraint forced upon him in this god-forsaken form. Because, of course, Vampires only cared for one thing - Blood.
Ultimately, the carrier of the blood didn't really matter all that much, what mattered was the sanguine liquid itself. He would have even dined upon the other servants of Chaldea were he not at least attempting to be civil. Just because his body was that of a feral beast did not mean that his brain had to be to. Yet, as he stared across the hall at all those beautiful, nubile young men and women (many of whom had died a pure virgin, making their blood all the sweeter), he felt his stomach rumble like that of a man in a desert.
In lieu of surrendering to those baser instincts, he had somehow managed to convince his "masters" (more like handlers, he thought bitterly) to provide him bloody meat, something which drew a few looks of disgust from those other servants with Magic Resistance or a high enough luck stat not to be affected by that blasted vampire seductiveness.
Oh well, he thought bitterly as he carved another nigh-raw forkful before devouring it ravenously, it could be worse. At least this reality's Darnic wasn't around. Or... that other one. He shuddered slightly at the thought. He hadn't even been a berserker in that form, and yet somehow his brain had been twisted into such insanity... Truly, he felt the saner one here and now.
How laughable was that?
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Post by Nero on Apr 13, 2016 21:15:57 GMT
Nero's stomach grumbled slightly, while she continued to search for a dining partner. It was getting very tempting to just start eating the hamburger in her hand as she walked, but that would not do at all. There was no point in this if her food was finished by the time she sat down! Alas, she was not an emperor known for patience. In life, she had numerous servants (the not magical kind) who tended to her whims and simply brought her food whenever she asked. The life of a Servant (the magical kind) here in Chaldea of course had no such luxuries, but the existence itself came with many other perks she would not have had normally. For example, she could just expend a negligible bit of mana to dispel then recreate her dress if it ever got dirty. No need to wait for it to launder anymore!
The Emperor was about ready to just sit down and scarf down her meal before she noticed a lone solitary figure sitting near the corner of the mess hall. An old man with long, flowing white hair, dressed very well and who looked to be devouring a steak. He had that rather experienced and long-lived air about him, but his facial features appeared much younger than one might expect at first glance. Though somewhere between the Magic Resistance of the Saber class and her headaches nagging the back of her mind the Servant's vampiric charm had no effect on her, Nero was still entranced by him. Very few men of his supposed age had maintained such an elegant appearance, that in itself was enough to capture her attention. Not to mention, Chaldea was filled with so many cute boys and cute girls that a beautiful gentleman like him stood out even more.
He looked really familiar too. Given that had become a very common thing with the people she had already met, this one was different. Someone from Nero's actual life rather than from her hazy recollection of her Servant existence... OH! That was it! One of her caretakers back when she was still a child! He wasn't actually related, but she still called him uncle. The real name somehow still escaped her memory, but oh was he a joy to play with, all the way into her teenage years. The Emperor distinctly recalled often stealing his sandals for fun, and also braiding his long, white hair into pretty styles. This only increased her desire to acquaint herself with this other Servant now.
Briskly walking over to the table where Vlad was seated, Nero confidently pulled out the chair across from him and sat down.
"I am Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, Emperor of Rome!" She declared quite bluntly, "May I have your name, my fellow Servant?"
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Post by Vlad the Impaler on Apr 14, 2016 13:55:16 GMT
Experiential and long lived? Hah, how ironic. Sure, living to the age of 45 may be quite considerable considering other heroes like the Arthurian knights or the peers of Charlemagne, but comparatively 45 was nothing. There were heroes out here who looked half his age who had been alive ten times longer. It was simply that, unlike them, he was no magical hero - he was the living example of what human tenacity and courage could broker, even if that left his body ashen and more beaten down than others. He only lived fourteen more years than Nero herself, for god's sake.
The girl in question, Emperor Nero, had apparently chosen to sit down opposite him and declare herself to him openly. In another Grail War, declaring one's name so brazenly was as good as suicide, but right now it was not the words she was saying that interested him but the voice they were said with. Even with his eyes still downcast and focused on his plate, he knew it. Or, at the very least, he barely recalled it. It was like trying to reclaim a dream that had long since played out.
Finally looking up from his plate, those red eyes simmering in his sockets passively, his gaze finally met hers and he froze. That was where she was from.
The weight of the ocean should have been pressing down around them, the very air should have been filled with water and their masters should have perished already underneath those azure currents. Yet, the magic of the moon cell had suspended them in this field, allowing their battle to take place. The stakes were set - Two servants came in, one servant would come out and gain the right to continue their life for at least one more week.
The fight was a strange one, that was clear to see - On one side, a hideous old man with ashen grey hair and a wicked, almost perverted smile that seemed to make all who looked upon his visage its victim. Beside him, a strange harlequin with baggy clothes and fouled make up, with a sing-song voice that grated the ears of those faced to hear it. She was repugnant, and her body reeked of death and fetid corpses that she made her dinner.
His opponent? Well, it was hard to tell. The master was... a young boy? No, a girl? Those images writhed in Vlad's mind, trying to find a victor. His master was just as much an enigma - a sexually promiscuous and barely-dressed Kitsune, Caster? Was her name Tamamo no Mae? No, it wasn't caster. It was an archer, a dark-skinned and white haired swordsman in red who classed as an archer by some insane leap of logic. His name... he had never known his name. No, it wasn't him either. The third person was clearer, the very image of grace and beauty. Emperor Nero.
Shaking himself free of those 'memories', at least for the moment, the elder gentleman appraised the girl carefully. He had memories of her plunging her blade into his chest, of his master fading into the abyss. Good, such a beast deserved nothing less than death but it made him look at this girl with a modicum of resentment. This girl had beaten him, somehow. Even if that wasn't truly him, even if that was just a foul mockery of his regal glory, it had still been at least partially Vlad Tepes. His wielding of Kazliki Bey was proof enough of that.
Tired of this silence, and knowing that the longer it continued the more difficult fostering any form of relationship would be, he nodded politely.
"Charmed, I'm sure." He was not sure. "My name is Vlad Tepes; King of Wallachia."
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Post by Nero on Apr 15, 2016 2:19:39 GMT
Vlad seemed to space out as soon as looked at her, prompting a rather curious expression from Nero. Oh! Of course, he must be captivated by my beauty! That is a completely normal reaction. Her impressive intuition had been spot on, finding a gentleman who clearly had well refined tastes! Umu!
By the time the vampire snapped out of it, the Roman Emperor already had a rather doofy grin on her face.
"It is a pleasure, Vlad Tepes... Hmmmm..." Saying that name aloud triggered something in the back of her mind. It was definitely not that name of her uncle, whatever it was. There were certainly no kings nor Wallachias anywhere near Rome in her day... Much like with her meeting with Tamamo, EMIYA, and Liz, a hazy memory came into view but... Who was that? It definitely looked nothing like the gentleman before her now. He was old, but all wild looking, with some dark, spiky armor. What even had been the circumstances of this encounter? Unfortunately, just like last time, a sharp headache struck, and the images were gone. "Umnnn...!"
Nero's hand shot to her temple, but by a few rubs the pain was already gone. Shaking it off, she quickly went back to her silly smile. Standing up just a little, the red Saber leaned in, putting her face uncomfortably close to that of her new dining partner. "You look very much like an uncle of mine! Although I believe he was not from this Wallachia you speak of..." She stated rather bluntly before sitting back down. "Umu! I had only known him during my childhood, but he was very distinguished, much like you! And he was very fun to play with! We spent much time together in those days!"
In stark contrast to Vlad's fancy looking steak, the Roman Emperor had a mere hamburger for her meal. It was absolutely nothing like the grandiose banquets she had held, and all those exquisite dishes she was served regularly, but the cafeteria item's simplicity was almost a beauty in itself. There was nothing radiant about some ground beef and some garnishing inside of a roll, but it somehow managed to be delicious! It was her favorite new thing she had found here at Chaldea so far. Some day, she would have to get the recipe from the chefs here! With her talents, she could easily make one that looked just as good as it tasted!
Abruptly reminded just how hungry she was by a growl from her belly, Nero hastily unwrapped her burger. Opening her mouth wide, she took a tremendous chomp from it. "Umhhg! Tffe fooob heeer izzz derrrishoos!"
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Post by Vlad the Impaler on Apr 16, 2016 11:24:16 GMT
Perhaps the girl was ill, or perhaps it was something else, but it seemed like she was attempting to strain herself over something. That was, charitably speaking, bizarre - Servants, by and large, were not supposed to be capable of getting ill. They were spirits, and thus they were immune to the 'thousand natural shocks the flesh is heir to', as an old man once put it. The only exceptions to this were diseases and poisons tied to another servant as a form of noble phantasm, such as the Jack's fog, or something they had during their original life that was so heavily tied to their legend that they were forced to wear it like a badge of shame forever more.
Vlad had, in his childhood, been a rather good student - He had learned multiple languages and focused on history and had generally ensured that the world at large was something that he understood. Yet, in all those history lessons, he wasn't sure that he had ever covered Lady Nero. The Grail told him many things about her, but during their last fight he hadn't seen her fall victim to any sort of migraines or sickness worthy of note. Perhaps it was something that was activated like a penalty if she didn't do something every so often?
He was still thinking about this as she spoke, and might have ignored what she was saying entirely if it had not been for her sudden desire to stand up and put her face next to his. He wasn't backing away, but it was clear from the look in his eyes that he was questioning which of them was truly the Berserker here. She seemed emphatically more insane than he did, and she didn't have the excuse of the berserker class.
Then she said that little phrase of hers - Umu.
Umu. What in hell's name did Umu mean? She had said it almost ritualistically when they last met, or at least when she had met the foul imitation of him, but here and now it seemed like something she wasn't even noticing she was doing. Was it something she did in an attempt to make people like her more? But it was teeth-grittingly irritating. Like having sandpaper drawn against his ankle - not strictly speaking painful but certainly unpleasant.
"I'm flattered, surely." the elder gentleman said, disinterestedly. He wasn't really flattered at all; in fact, it was confusing to him why she thought that he would care that he looked like someone she used to know. If he had said that she looked like his niece or that she looked like some random court wench, why would she have any reason to be interested in such a recollection? It was said there were 2 people in the world at any moment who looked exactly like you, and if you factored that in over the course of history then you will almost certainly run into similar people. It was no-
"Nero, don't talk with your mouth full!" His words came out of his mouth without thinking about them. They weren't angry, but they were more like paternal chiding. He hadn't even thought about what he was doing, his natural fatherly instincts still lingered from when he raised Vlad and Zaleska. That... was probably only going to add fuel to the fire of this girl's belief that he was some sort of father-figure, or at least uncle-figure. Just what he needed.
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Post by Nero on Apr 18, 2016 0:22:09 GMT
"Mphshhrry!" The Emperor gave a sheepish apology, before going right back to chewing ravenously and gulping down her food. It was hard to say it was befitting of a ruler of Rome, but she hadn't exactly been known for her manners in life. It wasn't like her mother ever... Well even if Agrippina did teach her such a thing, she would have forgotten it out of spite. Quickly finishing her meal in only a few chomps, Nero let out a big content sigh.
"Umu! The food of this age looks so simple, but it is so delicious!" It was her own statement this time, that suddenly triggered an image of a average-looking brown haired girl, dressed in some kind of school uniform. Odd... She was so very familiar, yet the name did not come to her. Nero suddenly felt a sense of longing for just a brief moment before it completely dissipated, the memories gone fortunately before they triggered her headaches again. "Ah!"
"Uncle Vlad! Tell me what kind of Servant are you?" Nero asked quite shamelessly. In practically any other Grail War this would be a stupid question that would never get an answer, but everyone here at Chaldea were comrades! Mostly. Probably. The man's name alone should have given her hint to the story of Dracula, among a lot of other information granted by her summoning by the Grail, but with the Emperor's short attention span and somewhat diminished mental capacity by her accursed migraine, it just wasn't coming to her. Standing up, with her hands on her waist, Nero declared proudly. "Of course, I am a Saber! The best class!"
Technically... She had bent the rules a little bit in order to be that class, but she didn't know that.
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Post by Vlad the Impaler on Apr 18, 2016 11:32:31 GMT
She apologized about eating with her mouth open, and Vlad nodded as if he was accepting the apology. He didn't know about her homelife, about Agrippina's poor parenting skills, about how she felt like she had been betrayed by those who loved her. All he knew about was the fact that she had been misbehaving and now she wasn't so as far as he was concerned this was at least in some small way a victory.
However, then she espoused an affection for modern food that he was not able to share. Maybe it was because it was hard to match the food of the modern day to that which was prepared for kings, or maybe it was because he had been too distracted during the Great Holy Grail War to truly sit back and just enjoy good food, but either way he had to say that it was a huge decrease in quality. Of course, Nero had served in the position of Emperor just after the age of gods and he had served as king during the 13th century. Their food would have been hugely different as it was.
"Are you feeling alright?" he asked, a touch of concern slipping into his voice as he watched her cringe from some invisible pain. Perhaps his prognosis of her suffering headaches were more accurate than he had guessed. A hand moved up to her forehead, checking her temperature without much overt thought.... she seemed fine heat-wise so it wasn't a fever; Maybe she had been poisoned?
The hand, and the concern, slipped away the moment that the girl stood up brashly, declaring herself to be of the saber class. Of course, he already knew that. One doesn't wield a sword with such extreme skill without being in that class. Though, in all fairness to her, she wasn't even aware that they had met before, which he supposed he should be grateful for. She was already calling him uncle, much to his chagrin, and who knew how much worse her interest in him would be if she knew that they had already crossed blades.
"My class?" he asked, confused as to why that should matter to her. "I'll give you seven guesses, and the first six don't count." The legend of Vlad Tepes was one that fit in so many classes that this game was almost a little unfair - Assassin, borne from his wide-scale purges of the traitors of Wallachia; Lancer, the bearer of Kazliki Bey; Rider, the man who rode down all those he tried to flee the field of battle; Avenger, the man who single-mindedly sought vengeance against the Turks for what they had done to his family and his country. Considering all these, it was disgusting that he had been brought into the Berserker class and mutated like this.
Crossing his arms and smiling slightly, his fangs somewhat more obvious now, the class may give her some trouble. "If you really must know, I'm Berserker." It really seemed like he wasn't telling the truth; most Berserkers growled and were reverted to little more than animals, whereas he was clearly the more aristocratic of the two, even if she was the more verbose. Yet, megalomania was a madness as well, and it just so happened that he was plagued by madness that was so intense he was no longer sure what part of him held disdain for being treated so strangely by this child - Dracula or Vlad Tepes.
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Post by Nero on Apr 28, 2016 3:03:25 GMT
Nero's eyes widened, and her cheeks blushed slightly as Vlad held his hand to her forehead. Of course, it was chillingly cold, but that was a bit lost in the heat of the moment. Was it... attraction? No, beautiful as the man was, it was different than that. It was something of a longing. Yes that was it. The memory of her uncle performing a similar gesture when she fell ill as a child made her wish for days like that to return. None of the stress of her scheming mother, none of the endless clashing with the greedy senators, yes, things were better then.
She quickly shook away the thought, and instead completed her self-introduction, regaining her usual smug demeanor.
"Umu..." Touching her hand to her chin, the short-statured Saber, went deep into thought at Vlad's pop quiz. "You look like a Caster, but your aura gives the feeling you are physically strong... Oh those teeth are very pretty though!"
Before she could reach a more concrete conclusion, however, the answer was plainly given to her.
"Berserker? Hahahaha you are funny, Uncle!" Nero laughed heartily, obviously not believing him. "Berserkers are those Servants who go around growling and grunting and going 'raaaaaawgh'"
Putting her hands up like claws and trying (trying) to make a scary face, the Emperor tried to display her Berserker impression. Acting, however, wasn't exactly one of the talents she was well known for. "Graaaaaaaarh!"
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Post by Vlad the Impaler on Apr 30, 2016 12:13:13 GMT
Was the girl blushing? The man blinked in surprise when he noticed those rosy cheeks; That... was strange. Now, it wasn't that Vlad saw himself as ugly, but he also knew that he was far from an appealing match. Really, the only reason he felt a thousand eyes upon him at all times was that Seduction (Chaos) skill of his, and that wasn't him, that was the Vampire. This girl had seemed to be immune to that, so why was she blushing? He decided not to question it and merely to accept it. After all, she had proved multiple times in this conversation already that she was insane.
Turning away from thoughts of her blushing cheeks for the moment, he found himself almost flattered when she said that he looked like a caster - That was a deep compliment. Although there were casters who were frankly insane, like that repugnant Gilles de Rais fellow, most of the casters were people like his companion Solomon ibn Gabirol; smooth, sophisticated, people who led with their brains, thinking coldly and logically rather than being weak and emotional. To be compared to one of their number was a true compliment.
What was less of a compliment was the fact that she had just said that he didn't seem like a Berserker. He was certain she didn't MEAN it as an insult, but it was like calling him weak. Were he simply Vlad Tepes, it was likely that he would have ignored the off-hand comment and simply carried on with the conversation, but this wasn't simply Tepes. This was Dracula, and Dracula did not take insults lying down.
As the girl mimicked some form of fantasy monster, with that childish growl of hers, he showed her how it was really done - Using a mix of his shapeshift ability and the legend of Dracula, he made a dramatic show of growing more and more feral. His alabaster skin grew even whiter, to the point of seeming anaemic, his hair grew longer and more savage, those sophisticated eyes of his turned into those of a beast. That was even before his hair began to float as if he were underwater, the aura of magic coming from his side of the table was overwhelming.
The words pouring out his mouth seemed like the garbled cries of a true berserker, something Lancelot or Eric Bloodaxe may scream in battle rather than something coming from the Count, with an aura so fearsome that it would have reduced trained warriors to tears.
However, a second later, he seemed to be human in a flash, returning to sip from his glass, smiling... no, simpering with pride as he felt that he had one-upped her. "Now, what was that about not seeming like a proper Berserker?"'
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